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★ ★ ★ OFFICIAL POLLY'SVILLE TOWN WEBSITE ★ ★ ★
Polly
POLLY'SVILLE
Polly
🌟 The Friendliest Town You'll Never Want to Leave! 🌟
Population: 3,848 3,847 3,847  |  Founded 1887
VISITORS: 000,847
🌟 WELCOME TO POLLY'SVILLE — WHERE EVERYONE BELONGS! 🌟  |  🚇 SERVICE ALERT: GHILLIE'S SUBWAY IS CLOSED FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS DUE TO AN ONGOING INFRASTRUCTURAL ISSUE. RESIDENTS ARE ASKED TO USE ALTERNATIVE TRANSPORTATION. DO NOT ASK WHAT THE ISSUE IS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE STATION AFTER HOURS.  |  🚧 DOWNTOWN TUNNELS CLOSED — DO NOT APPROACH THE TUNNELS — 🚧  |  📅 STAR FESTIVAL: JUNE 14 — DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY UP DURING THE CEREMONY  |  🏡 CRIME RATE: 0% (DO NOT VERIFY)  |  💬 MAYOR ASHWORTH: "EVERYTHING IS FINE. EVERYTHING HAS ALWAYS BEEN FINE."  |  🔔 REMINDER: SOUNDS HEARD AT NIGHT ARE ONLY THE WIND  |  🌟 COME STAY FOREVER! 🌟
👋 A MESSAGE FROM MAYOR POLLY ASHWORTH
Mayor Polly Ashworth

Mayor Polly Ashworth
Continuously in office
since founding, 1887

Dear Friends, Neighbors, and Visitors,

It fills my heart with BOUNDLESS JOY to welcome you to the Official Polly'sVille Website! Our beloved town has been thriving for well over one hundred years, and that is entirely because of the spirit of our WONDERFUL community!

I want to personally reassure each and every one of you: the sounds you may hear rising from beneath the roads after nightfall are completely NORMAL and GEOLOGICAL in nature. The surveys have been completed. There is nothing there that concerns you.

Furthermore, the investigation causing the subway to be closed down for a certain period of time. Thank you for your understanding

Warmly and Inescapably Yours,
Mayor P. Ashworth
Serving Continuously — 1887 to Present